by Monica Wiant | Feb 13, 2006 | Uncategorized
If you’re a hard-working person who carefully plans and prioritizes your work, you have every reason to hate me. I would hate me too, if I didn’t have to live with myself.I am a compulsive procrastinator, and I refuse to admit that I have a problem. In...
by Monica Wiant | Feb 5, 2006 | Uncategorized
Monica’s Tip of the Day: If, while walking on your treadmill, you spot out of the corner of your eye an unfamiliar 3.5″ floppy disk with your maiden name on it (written in somebody else’s handwriting, no less) check it out. You might find a gem like...
by Monica Wiant | Jan 29, 2006 | Uncategorized
I live in Reno. If you’re not familiar with Reno, you could look at a Nevada guide book or do a Google search and see a picture like this one: Of course, there is more to Reno than this silly arch. There is also a second arch:You might be wondering how anyone...
by Monica Wiant | Jan 19, 2006 | Uncategorized
Last night, I shook Sam out of a sound sleep to ask: “What are we going to do about the spiders and the sapphires?”He said I was very persistent, repeating the question a few times before finally dropping the issue and returning to sleep.This morning, I...
by Monica Wiant | Jan 17, 2006 | Uncategorized
Steve from Wahpeton is married.The wedding happened a few weeks ago, but the announcement ran in the Fargo Forum yesterday. My eagle-eyed friend Jennie e-mailed me the article, which included the usual laundry list of bridal attendants (where did the term laundry list...
by Monica Wiant | Jan 8, 2006 | Uncategorized
Wherever Monica goes, clutter shall follow.I am a danger to myself and others. Invite me into your pristine home and watch random items appear on your bookshelves, coffee table, and any other exposed surface.My own house is a baffling array of small objects which have...