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There are three speeds on Polish highways:     
  1. 147 km per hour in the left lane while the Mercedes driver behind you flashes his lights because you’re driving too slowly
  2. 68 km per hour in the right lane behind an enormous tourist coach from Greece or a semi truck from Slovakia
  3. 0 km per hour because there’s a little old man ambling through the crosswalk with a cane in one hand and a cigarette in the other
If you get off the highway in search of ice cream without a destination in mind, you might find yourself stuck behind this guy:
 
My mom snapped this photo from the passenger seat.
But you might also find views like these:
Polish cows, or krowy
In big cities, you’ll have to share the road with trains, pedestrians, and cyclists.
Which lane would you choose? 
Parking on the sidewalk is just fine.
Do what you need to do.
Waze works in Poland, but the navigation narrator has a different voice and doesn’t even try to pronounce street names.
 
Charming road signs will tell you when you’re leaving a town, unlike American signs, which give no sense of closure:
 
Farewell, Zakopane.
 
 
Even more charming signs will warn you about horse-drawn carriages:
Careful!
If you see a Karczma by the side of the road, it’s a place that serves traditional Polish food.
 
A “bar” is a restaurant.
Even the sketchiest roadside convenience stores probably have fresh bread and more meat options than the average American deli:
 
This place had a surprisingly fancy meat counter.
Gas station convenience stores sell hot dogs and candy, but they’re just a little bit different.




At the end of a long day’s drive, there’s nothing like arriving to a house full of relatives and a home cooked meal. 

Relatives not pictured; stay tuned for tomorrow’s blog.